Friday, May 15, 2009

The Bathroom In A Bar Downtown by Jay Holmes

I don't know if it's suppose to be some kind of joke or what.

The toilet is perched on a dais at the top of some rickety stairs.

The prospect of standing to take a piss way up there is totally out of the question so you sit to pee and your feet dangle free.

Some of the steps are missing and you can only see darkness below, perhaps it goes down to the basement or underneath the city.

When you flush the toilet you can hear screams for help.

3 comments:

  1. the visual of grown people perched to pee with their legs swinging... only from your twisted mind J.

    as usualy - excellent stuff here!

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  2. Those screams you hear are coming from me, Jay. Can you PLEASE pass the tiolet paper already?

    As always, your stories entertain and cause me to say, "What the hell is the matter with that guy?"

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